What's the best cure for a hangover?

It's the age old question. Well, at least for those like myself who enjoy going out and getting absolutely obliterated beyond recognition nearly every weekend. I am one of those unfortunate human beings who has been blessed with the ability to possess an incredibly unbearable hangover about 1 out of every 3 times I drink heavily. I've tried it all. Drinking excessive amounts of water before bed, Gatorade the next day, I've even bought those Chaser pills. Now, I do know that there is one full-proof method of avoiding a hangover.... don't drink excessive amounts of alcohol; if any. But seriously, who wants to do that?
Today I had one of my infamous head scorching hangovers. It has just recently dissipated and the time that reads on my clock is 12:35 a.m. (just in time to get a good night's rest before work; what a productive day). My best method of surviving the brain crunchers is to stay in bed, keep the lights off, and try to fall asleep in hope that when I awake the nasty sickness will be gone. This said I would greatly appreciate any suggestions on your personal home remedies for these seemingly necessary evils. If you send a suggestion, I will gladly go out and drink my face off and test your remedy.